Disclaimer
Let's see. The projects and concepts, information, designs, procedures, ideas, techniques, plans, or any other content expressed on these pages are intended for informational purposes only and should not be attempted by those who don't know what they are doing!. It's real simple folks: The content of these pages can be dangerous and/or hazardous to your health! I do not take any responsibility for the methodologies presented and users of this information do so at their own risk. It is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED that you familiarize yourself with all hazards involved with using the procedures and processes contained on this site. If you can't muster up a substantial measure of good 'ole COMMON SENSE, don't try any of this at home. In one way or another, just about everything on this site can bite you squarely in the butt, especially when proper safety precautions are not taken. Because of the variations in materials, workmanship and other variables there are no guarantees on the information in/on this web site. I am not and will not be responsible for any injury, loss, or damage no matter how serious/major or minor that may result from anyone following the instructions, diagrams, advice, plans and/or general information on this site. If any of you're parts fall off as a result of your failure to properly educate and inform yourself as to the full measure of risk involved in any activity described on this site, don't come looking for me to replace them, got it?
Of course: Your mileage may vary. Batteries not included. Some assembly required. Keep out of reach of children. Use only under adult supervision. Misuse may result in illness, injury or death. See instructions for proper use. No warranty expressed or implied. For off-road use only. Not for sale or use on pollution-controlled motor vehicles. Check your local listings. May contain adult content. Rated R. Prices subject to change without notice. Don't call us, we'll call you. Keep away from heat, sparks or flame. Do not incinerate. Don't drink and drive. Holy shit Batman! Do not exceed recommended dosage. Use with proper ventilation. Do not induce vomiting (most of the time it comes naturally). In case of overdose call local poison control center. In case of emergency dial 9-1-1. Harmful or fatal if swallowed. Caveat emptor. May affect brain or nervous system causing dizziness, headache or nausea. Causes nose, throat, skin and eye irritation. Product is oil-based, user is water-based, oil and water don't mix (get it?). Do not smoke. No mittengrabben and gefingerpoken. Wash thoroughly after handling. Eye protection recommended. This site contains information known to the state of California to screw shit up at an alarming rate however NOT equal to the rate at which Californians can screw shit up all by themselves. Get medical attention if irritation persists. Wash clothing before reuse. Do not freeze. Do not take internally. If not satisfied with product performance, just quit reading and go away. Just a dab will do ya. Contents under pressure. Exposure to temperatures above absolute zero may cause bursting. Keep tightly capped when not in use. No eeing in the pool (see, no "p" in it). Avoid prolonged contact with skin. If symptoms persist, see a physician. Delayed effects from long-term overexposure. Don't run with scissors. Beware of dog, cat, squirrel, marmot or any other one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, etc. legged critter you may encounter. To hell with the dog, beware of owner. Replace cap after each use. Strong oxidizing agent. Flush drains before and after each use. Use of this information will result in the release of hazardous gases. Do not use for food or water treatment. Prolonged contact with metal may cause pitting or discoloration (to you and the metal). Eat your vegetables. Don't eat yellow snow. Don't piss into the wind. Always swim with a buddy. Shock hazard. Use at your own risk. I assume no liability for errors contained herein. If you're going to be stupid, you'd better be tough. Stop drop and roll. Not responsible for lost or stolen items. Never leave baggage unattended. No shoes, no shirt, no service. No spitting on the sidewalk. Beware of loose women. Never eat anything you cannot identify. Results may (and very likely WILL) vary.
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